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does anyone know the full naughty version of the following poem i can only remember some?
a bat out of hell i knew in an instant the fuc**r had fell he filled all the stockings with drugs and beer and a big rubber di*k for my brother who's queer..
its called twas the night before christmas
Twas the night before christmas
and all through the house,
everyone felt shitty,
even the mouse.
Mom at the whorehouse,
dad smoking grass;
I'd just settle down
for a nice piece of ass.
Out on the lawn,
I heard such a clatter.
I sprung from my chair
to see what was the matter.
When out on the lawn,
I saw a big dick.
I knew in a minute,
it must be St. Nick.
He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell.
I knew in a moment,
the fucker had fell.
He stuffed all our stockings
with pretzels and beer,
and a big rubber dick
for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart.
that son of a bitch
blew my chimney apart.
He swore and he cursed
as he rode away,
piss on you all
and have a hell of a day
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Stockings and Garter
instant erection?
every time my girlfriend,or any women to be honest walks near me barefoot or wearing something like black stockings and stappy heels. strange? or healthy?
Totally normal. That which turns guys on varies from one individual to another. Me, I love bare midriffs!
I just wish one thing were different about human sexuality: I wish that women had the same advantage of being immediately turned on that we guys do. They have no dea what they're missing!! And that they were as sexually-assertive as guys are. Most guys LOVE to be hit on! (I wonder if girls and women realize THAT?)
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