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What should I say to my wife about my missing back hair? (My EF slipped Nair in my Coppertone at the beach!)?

I played hooky from work for a few hours yesterday and went to tan at the beach, where my EF (Emotional Friend, 20, female, platonic, secret, tight string bikini) met me.

The EF kept saying how attractive my hair chest was but, "too bad some of it is on your back."

"Who sees my back?" I asked her.

Anyway, I was half-asleep and I thought she were replenishing my Coppertone SPF-30 on my back with her gentle strokes. I later jumped in the water to cool off, and upon toweling off, I noticed tons of back hairs in my towel!

That's when she laughed and told me what she'd done!

Now, what do I tell the wife if she notices?

Tell her you were using the weed whacker and things got out of control.

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Six Steps To Start Cross Stitching

Cross stitching is so relaxing. It also gives you a great sense of accomplishment and pride to show off your finished pieces. Best of all, it is so easy to learn.

There are two types of cross stitching:
1. Counted Cross Stitch
This type has a pattern to follow.
2. Stamped Cross Stitch (No Count Cross Stitch)
This type has a design that has been pre-printed onto fabric.

Each square on the pattern contains a symbol that represent a stitch. Different symbols represent different colors of floss.

There are six steps to begin cross stitching:
1. Find the center of the graph.
For most cross stitch patterns this is shown with arrows or a bold line.
2. Find the center of your fabric.
This means to fold the fabric in half vertically and "pinch" with your finger to make a small crease. Open the fabric, fold in half horizontally and make another "pinch". Open the fabric up. The two creases will mark the center of the fabric.
3. Start cross stitching close to the center of the design.
This makes it easier to frame the finished piece.
4. Bring the threaded needle up from the back of the fabric.
Stitch the next 5 or 6 stitches over the tail. Clip off extra thread.
5. Don't leave a loose tail.
Weave your needle back through the last 5 or 6 stitches and clip the thread short so as not to leave a loose tail.
6. Do not make knots on the back of the fabric.
Don't make knots on the back of the fabric when starting or ending your stitching, as the knots will make lumps on the fabric and will not allow the piece to lie flat.

Remember to relax as you stitch and do not pull the thread too tight. Your stitches should lie flat on your fabric and not distort the holes or the fabric.

When your stitching is complete, wash in cool water using a mild liquid detergent. Do not wring, but roll in a clean towel to absorb most of the water. While still damp, place face down on a terry towel. Place another cloth on top of the needlework and press lightly with a warm iron. Let dry. Then frame or finish as desired.

So, those are some tips from me to begin your cross stitching.
Happy Cross Stitching!

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Cross stitching is so relaxing. Best of all, it is so easy to learn.

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